Beach bonking – it isn’t what it’s cracked up to be

Yes, sex on the beach is erotic – and it’s a drink too!

But give me a hotel room any day – the sand in your ass/crack (!) and the thought someone could be watching….mmmm…exciting if you’re drunk but worrying when you sober up.

In any case, I recommend Doggy style to keep sand and salt water out of those private parts….!