Sex On The Beach Baby

Wii sex video

getjohnny — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:38:21 +0000

I found this really funny : http://www.break.com/index/wii_sex_toy.html

And the follow up, Wii Sex 2 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhNsyJl0JFU

Hilarious!!!

Freaky dieting

getjohnny — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:32:23 +0000

I just a program last night on diet swopping. This guy had random eating pattern – sometimes nothing for breakfast and then a large chocolate bar for lunch. Or 8 doughnuts for dinner. Yuk!

No surprise he was using caffeine tablets to get himself going in the morning. Really disturbing how thick some of the youth of today are.

Socialite jailed for blackmail plot

getjohnny — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:23:53 +0000

A scots socialite has been accused of black mailing a member of the Royal Household (who got caught on camera with sex and drugs).

Fairly sad the rich preying on the rich, but better than preying on the poor.

Sun article here

Firing condoms into the crowd at Ibiza?

getjohnny — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:32:41 +0000

Jo Wylie was on radio 1 commenting on the ‘condom gun’ being fired into the crowd and she hoped ‘people would use them’.

Not sure if that’s politically correct. Or is hedonism normal for Ibiza and Brits on holiday???

Sex on the beach should be accompanied by condoms – if not for std protection but to prevent unwanted pregancies…

Terror on the streets

getjohnny — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 15:51:03 +0000

Aaaargh…..the terrorists are back attacking airports.

Not good when I’m going to Ibiza in 5 weeks.

Hope it all calms down by then…..eek!

Beach bonking – it isn’t what it’s cracked up to be

getjohnny — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:20:12 +0000

Yes, sex on the beach is erotic – and it’s a drink too!

But give me a hotel room any day – the sand in your ass/crack (!) and the thought someone could be watching….mmmm…exciting if you’re drunk but worrying when you sober up.

In any case, I recommend Doggy style to keep sand and salt water out of those private parts….!